Nicole vs. Life
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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