You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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