Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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