Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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