is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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