I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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