I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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