i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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