And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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