Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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