so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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