That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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