I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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