So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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