I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
