Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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