it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
