i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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