And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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