It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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