I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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