What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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