the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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