dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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