I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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