Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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