dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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