Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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