so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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