I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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