Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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