no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
