I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Enjoy the penises
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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