you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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