In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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