I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Bring me that man meat
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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