yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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