dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
