I just saw a hot homeless man
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
