just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
