Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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