I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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