Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
be right there i have to get my cape
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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