She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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