That's intense
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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