It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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