i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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