Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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