Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Randomize
