It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
