He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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